The fan forum has 47 pages titled "HARKIN OUT?? (or in, depending)".●A man in a bucket hat outside the training ground says he "has heard things".●The chairman has asked whether Messi is available. He has been told no.●A local radio phone-in caller wants "a proper number nine, like the old days".●The kit man reports the club is down to its last three pairs of size 11 boots.●Somebody has started an ITK account called @HarkinKnowsBest. It is not you.●The fax machine in the office has jammed. Nobody remembers why there is a fax machine.●Pre-season friendly abandoned after a dog ran on and outplayed the midfield.●Season ticket sales are up 3%. The pie vendor has ordered extra steak and ale.●The fan forum has 47 pages titled "HARKIN OUT?? (or in, depending)".●A man in a bucket hat outside the training ground says he "has heard things".●The chairman has asked whether Messi is available. He has been told no.●A local radio phone-in caller wants "a proper number nine, like the old days".●The kit man reports the club is down to its last three pairs of size 11 boots.●Somebody has started an ITK account called @HarkinKnowsBest. It is not you.●The fax machine in the office has jammed. Nobody remembers why there is a fax machine.●Pre-season friendly abandoned after a dog ran on and outplayed the midfield.●Season ticket sales are up 3%. The pie vendor has ordered extra steak and ale.●